We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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