i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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