I hate your face
Don't make out with my wife yet
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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