sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
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