Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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