Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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