It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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