is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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