He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
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