He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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