i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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