I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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