i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Randomize
