As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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