you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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