people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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