'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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