How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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