she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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