Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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