More tranny stories later!
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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