All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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