Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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