I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
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He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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