make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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