i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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