oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
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