she looked like the before picture.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Randomize
