You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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