if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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