Me. At least after what I've been through.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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