Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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