How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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