A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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