No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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