Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Just cropdusted the office
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Even my vagina gasped.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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