But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
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