We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
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