I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Never joke about your clitoris.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize
