We won't sleep together?
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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