Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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