Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i already hear my dad disowning me
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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