i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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