I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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