Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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