Do vagina's smell?
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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