Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize
