i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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