remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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