I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
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