...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
just come out here and I will go home with you...
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
