Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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