Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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